- – - Tech – - – : Rizwan 2005-10-10 / 20:17:35
Hi,
Please clear the frequency. You have been submitting false helpdesk tickets all evening and since I am obliged to open every one, you have cost me 3 % of my production capacity. This reduces my paycheck.
Regards,
Rizwan – Technical Support

+ + + Client + + +: 2005-10-10 / 20:20:11
Hello Rizwan, can you send me a picture of your sister. Preferably during a miss wetsuit contest. Please confirm
Regards,
Evil Henry

- – - Tech – - – : Rizwan 2005-10-10 / 20:21:47
Hi,
Look, quite frankly you are getting on my nerves. I’m looking through a wide assortment of virusses that I can send you in a split second.
Be advised.
Rizwan – Technical Support

+ + + Client + + +: 2005-10-10 / 20:25:32
Hello Rizwan, I bet you couldn’t hold your own in a fistfight with a one-armed midget that’s had a laxative overdose. I would like to change my order to Sweet & Sour Doritos
Regards,
Evil Henry

- – - Tech – - – : Rizwan 2005-10-10 / 20:32:14
Hi,
I just sent you the software equivalent of an atomic bomb, and after scanning your hard drive, I confirmed the chain reaction is imminent.
Guess I won’t have to deal with your wisecracks again for the next month or so.
Rizwan – Technical Support

+ + + Client + + +: 2005-10-10 / 20:25:32
Hello Rizwan, since I’m working overtime at the office, thanks for knocking out the P&O server then. Guess in a few minutes I’ll be technically unemployed and will not have to work too hard tomorrow either. I do imagine our ICT and legal departments will have a field day tracking you down after they go through the log-files though.
Regards,
Evil Henry