The niece of President Bush was jailed yesterday for drug offences. Noelle Bush’s 10-day sentence for being found in possession of crack cocaine at a rehabilitation centre comes at a time when her uncle has accused all drug users of aiding terrorists.
Bush’s niece jailed for drug offences
Dit is lachen:
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The Abbot says, “We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son”.
So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, father?”
In a choking voice, the old abbot replies:… “The word is celebrate, not celibate!”
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Deze stier is het beu, en hij laat het goed weten ook.
…euh yeah, mooh, ok? And o yeah, also : FUCK YOU, you and the horse you rode in on. Yeah, that’s right, I said fuck you ,you stupid hairless monkey, mr. opposable thumbs!
Mad Cow
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Ik heb spierpijn, koppijn en een algemeen miserabel gevoel. Er kunnen nu twee dingen gebeuren: ofwel krijgt deze aankomende griep mij in zijn greep, ofwel krijg ik die aankomende griep in mijn greep. Maar dat er het ruig aan toe zal gaan kan ik u al beloven. Straks haal ik mijn wapens in huis.
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