There were two golfers on the golf course.
One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light.
His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter. “Wow, where did you get such a
large Bic?”
“Oh, my genie got it for me.”
“Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?”
“He is in my golf bag.”
The friend says, “can I see him?” His friend says “yes, sure!” So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; “I am your master’s best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?” The genie says “yes, just one wish”. So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.
The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. He gets real upset, and says “what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks.”
His friend says to him : “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?