7 October, 2003

Of hoe wordt Karaoke grappig:

Te vinden onder: Uncategorized — @ 5:31

Op de muziek van ‘I Will Survive’ (Gloria Gaynor).
En nu iedereen uit volle borst:

First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would’ve drunk a little less, I would’ve tried to keep my head.
If I’d known for just one second you’d assault me in your bed…
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you’ve been sitting on my legs and I can’t feel them anymore
And now you’re sitting on my face, my nose has vanished – not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren’t made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I’ve got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you’re half cut.
Please let me go, I’m getting scared
There’s nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I’ve just filled up with water
It’s time to go, run out the door
She’s started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
I don’t think there’s anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.

reacties (3)

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  1.   Reactie van bernard , op 7 October, 2003 @ 11:12

    Nu we toch met Karaoke bezig zijn…………………



  2.   Reactie van Cranium , op 7 October, 2003 @ 14:11

    Beeldend ;)

  3.   Reactie van bareuh , op 8 October, 2003 @ 17:34

    mijn lijflied !!!!

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