Famous.be verstrekt een gouden tip voor oost-europese truck chauffeurs die aan hun reputatie willen denken:

ROFL! Het elfje van Obama heeft er geen zin meer in

Deze post is voor Buffie, oerblogster en kersverse moeder van Sophia!

Oorspronkelijk uit 1914, is deze versie van Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter uit 1951 tot nader order hèt nummer van de dag! Zoveel vrolijheid, dat kan alleen op een vrijdag…

Way down in the Congoland
Lived a happy chimpanzee.
She loved a monkey with long tail
(Lordy, how she loved him!)
Each night he would find her there,
Swinging in the cocoanut tree,
And the monkey gay,
At the break of day,
Loved to hear his Chimpie say:

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, “This is the life,”
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.

Well, you should have heard that band
Play upon their wedding day,
Each Chimp and Monkey had nutshells
(Lordy, how they played them)
And now it is ev’ry night,
High up in the cocoanut tree.
It’s the same old thing,
With the same old swing,
When the Monk and Chimpie sing:

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, “This is the life,”
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.

Bwaark

Monsters: 013 kotsertje wip from Volstok Telefunken on Vimeo.

Meer monsters: Volstok Telefunken’s videos

De vriendin van Joe Nicolosi heeft nog nooit een Star Wars film gezien, maar dat laat ze niet aan haar hartje komen. Lachen!

My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. When I asked her if she would watch the original trilogy with me she said that she would, but that she already knows what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Het L.A.A.F (Libration Army Against Freedom) roept op om de wortel van alle vrijheden in de wereld uit te roeien met behulp van vuurwerk! En dat daar al eens iets mis mee gaat, ziet u hieronder in hun hilarische terreurfilmpjes:

Watch out for illegal Belgian Fireworks

Arms arriving:

Mother of all Rockets:

Firy Mountain

Eternal Rains of Fire

Dus mannekes, en nu serieus: opgelet met vuurwerk!